This is a cat. Cats have sharp claws and teeth and don't like people. They eat food when it is left for them and run away when it isn't. People LOVE cats, keeping two or even three cats in a single house despite their being totally worthless. Isn't that stupid!
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Cat's arn't entirley worthless, Johannes. As we've seen in Brendan Fraizure's crappy Mummy movies, they do poses a holy endowment to guard the gates of the underworld and prevent the dead from violating the laws set down in the sacred scrolls. But yah, other than that, worthless. Nice post.
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I am doing as well as one can whilst surrounded by people who spell color with a 'u' and have never heard of Lucky Charms. Bruce would say "hi" back were he not busy cooking shrimp on the barbie & downing dingo-fermented grog at the same time. As they say, you need to crack a few freshman's heads to make an awesome bloody mess. Life in the desert goes more or less as it did on the other side of the world, except now instead of Dundee jokes I get Hilton and Jackson (as if we're to blame for bad sex tapes and paedophilia...oh wait). The kangaroos are surprisingly juicy & best if slathered in A1. The biggest controversy I can see here is whether a mullet really does make a man (survey says it does). Lastly, I have no further comment except that how could anyone hate a man with a moustache like this? http://home.wxs.nl/~brouw724/images/nietzsche2.jpg
YEAH!!!!! CATS SUCK!!!! theyre annoying and mean and ugly. YEAH!!!!
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